Virgo
It took me a while to arrive at this particular Virgo I confess… I drew several very proper and elegant ladies but none of them seemed sexy enough for this calander. So I thought: HOW do I draw a sexy girl and still have it say “virgin”? Then it hit me…Hawaiian Barbie guarded by Maori eunuchs! That will certainly appease the volcano Gods. Don’t worry though, this Virgo will not be thrown into the lava. She is way hotter than it is! Actually she will live forever as long as she’s not deflowered. Only her guardians need to be replaced every 50 years or so.